Hey B*tches. Saw Kevin Nealon at Zanies last night. OMG if you ever get the chance, GO! Don't even think about it...get tickets, get a babysitter if you need one, and head out the door.
You so won't regret it. I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time. The two drink minimum may have helped some, but I really think that I could have been sober as a judge and I still would have PIMP'ed! Absolute adult humor that is "cleanish" and hilarious as h*ll. Trust me on this one....please! It's funny stuff!!!
SP #2: Weeds is my f*cking favorite show in the world. It has definitley gone in a veeerrrrryyyy different direction than I would have ever expected based on the premise and first few seasons of the show, but I so don't care. The characters are funny as sh*t, dark, demented and also easy to relate to in a totally f*cked up way. I swear, sometimes I want to be Nancy Botwin. Did I really just say that? I don't want to be her in the dysfunctional, pot selling, crazy *ss always on the run kinda way. I would like her kick *ss dry sense of humor, ability to stay calm and find humor in THE MOST completely messed up situations, and grow a pair like the ones she has! I do know that she's a character on a tv show, but shit that chick has balls! If you haven't seen it, I have no idea why, but you need to start watching NOW! Go to your Netflix cue or however you watch DVDs and start with season 1. I have turned so many people on to this show, and each one says HOLY SH*T thank you, it's f*cking amazing! I hope you think so too! Ciao for now, b*tches. Happy Sunday, enjoy your day :)!
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